Is Apple building a new iPhone....O..kay...

So this morning I read a bunch of dumb articles about Apple making a new iPhone.  Dude guys. Come on! This is so obvious. You don't need to even ask this question.  How can a tech company that prides itself in innovation not constantly build new products. You don't need a source or fancy technology to figure this one out.

So what would a new iPhone look like? Who knows.  Sources say that it will be made of adamantium, as it can be lighter and stronger then the plastic that is currently used.  It will have 8 processors and a 65 inch, 1080p, 480hz display that rolls up and fits in your pocket.